Repair specialists iFixit have dubbed the new laptop a ‘Russian nesting doll from hell.’
Microsoft’s latest Surface Laptop may have earned glowing reviews from certain sections of the tech press, but don’t tell that to iFixit.
iFixit’s detailed teardown illustrates just how difficult it is to open the Surface. For starters, there are no screws, proprietary or otherwise, on the outside of the laptop. Instead, the laptop is literally welded together using a type of “plastic soldering” that is rare to see in consumer electronics.
Anyone hoping to get inside the “beautifully designed and crafted” computer will have to pry it open with a knife or dedicated pick in order to defeat Microsoft’s plastic welding. Whether or not it’s actually worth going through the trouble of defeating said welding is another matter, given that the “glue-filled monstrosity,” as iFixit dubs the laptop, has none of the user-upgradeable parts you’d want to see in a PC, like memory or storage.
“It literally can’t be opened without destroying it,” the repair company concludes.
“If we could give it a -1 out of 10, we would,” iFixit said in an emailed statement on Friday. “It’s a Russian nesting doll from hell with everything hidden under adhesive and plastic spot welds. It is physically impossible to nondestructively open this device.”